| Science Bitches! |
[Jul. 13th, 2008|07:57 am] |
I have another LJ that I use to post about once a weekish science/religious tidbits to.
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=88.8) stay_rational
You should join it so I don't feel so alone over there :) |
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| Take that LJ! |
[Jul. 8th, 2008|02:01 pm] |
I have been trying to guess my LJ password for thirteen weeks. I finally got in.
Ya!
I got some catching up to do. |
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| My God is AWESOME |
[Apr. 2nd, 2008|10:19 am] |
The Eight “I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts”
I’d really rather you didn’t act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don’t believe in me, that’s okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn’t about them so don’t change the subject.
I’d really rather you didn’t use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don’t require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.
I’d really rather you didn’t judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, Okay? Oh, and get this into your thick heads: woman = person. man = person. Samey = Samey. One is not better than the other, unless we’re talking about fashion and I'm sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.
I’d really rather you didn’t indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is go fuck yourself, unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.
I’d really rather you didn’t challenge the bigoted, misogynistic, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the bitches.
I’d really rather you didn’t build multi million-dollar synagogues/churches/temples/mosques/shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):
Ending poverty
Curing diseases
Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable
I might be a complex-carbohydrate omniscient being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I AM the creator.
I’d really rather you didn’t go around telling people I talk to you. You’re not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can’t you take a hint?
I’d really rather you didn’t do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/vaseline. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it’s a piece of rubber. If I didn’t want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something. |
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| (no subject) |
[Mar. 2nd, 2008|06:15 am] |
I get a little upset, I get a little worn down
I get a little bit nervous oh when you're around
I get a little worn in, I feel a little worn out
Oh from every touch and every kiss every sound that she sings to me
She says back street get your head up get down and learn to appreciate all the the best things you sick beautiful thing yeah
Back street get your head up get down and learn to under appreciate all the the best things
well I know you got a little life in you yet
and I know you little strength left
well I know you got a little life in you yet
and I know you little strength left
well I know you got a little life in you yet
and I bet you got a lotta strength left, for me |
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| If you see me smoking |
[Aug. 1st, 2007|09:28 am] |
Please remind me that I have:
A. Quit smoking two months ago and risk a universe ending paradox if I am both smoking and not smoking at the same time
B. Smell like wet poo and should go far away
C. Have the willpower of a kitten in a catnip factory
Toddles Out. |
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| Oh Noes |
[Jul. 3rd, 2007|04:02 pm] |
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I have a job interview with Microsoft next week.
I am going to work for the man.
~Toddles Out |
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